yep. i've thought about this topic for a while. Usually, you meet people with a few embarrassing moments(lol) but i will put that thought to test. (my life itself is an embarrassing moment haha). So here it is. My most beloved moments in planet earth. Yes, Einstein discovered E=mc^2, Newton the law of gravity... me; a bunch of #swallowmeearth moments. Enjoy k. *if you are reading this 10 years later to feel better about yourself, i salute you*
*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ
High School, a place for discovery. Not only for all the knowledge of the different areas that it's hammered into your head in a few years, but also for you, as a human being. (so dramatic). In my sophomore year, all of my classmates and I went to a trip. The resort was this isolated place, and to say the least, it was awkward to be in a bathing suit in front of all my ·buddies·.
In the midst of having fun while playing ball on the ·ocean!?· haha, a big wave came up... of course it got me. All my bathing suit was down, and my boobies out in the open for everyone to see( 〇□〇）. To my further embarrassment, a big freaking snot came out from one of my nostrils, like wtf!. I can say that all my hs classmates know how my breasts look like. oh well.
feel better
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How to traumatize your childhood all by yourself?
Just follow these steps:
1. Always be good friends with boyz instead of girlz.
2. FALL in love with your bestie(boy).
3. Yell to the whole neighborhood that you will marry him.
Srsly what was wrong with me when I was five? I had two best friends(who were boyz) Panchito&Chilfrido -made up names-. We hung out together all the time in my kindergarden "La Casita de Pinocho"(pinocho's house)- sadly, this is not a made up name lol xd- Until one day, at the end of class, the two boys were fighting over me xD. Both of them yelling: I'M GOING TO MARRY KARLA. My nanna came to pick me up, and whilst watching, my voice yelled : I'M GOING TO MARRY CHILFRIDO.
Sadly, everyone of course listened (poor Panchito). and my whole family made such a big deal about it. Years later, that moment brought laughs and smiles to my tíos,tías and cousins. When I was 15, my mom told me that Chilfrido later on invited me several times to eat ice cream together (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ))), but she kept all the letters (he left letters to invite me to eat ice-cream), and I never went because I never knew. x: ·evil·
Wilfrido was my aunt's nephew, so I met him multiples time while we were growing up, but we never interacted again as friends :(. Maybe because I was deeply embarrassed lol.
oops. that's all i've got to say lol. In my life, I've been to the ER twice. The first one because I had bronchopneumonia(I was like 12), the second one because I had gallstones #tragic haha. In the first visit, I was in the hospital for a week and it was really boring. On the last couple of days, ALL my family visited me lol -and even some of my boy-friends-. And because of all the medicine, I was rrlly gassy *excuses*. So it was a small room, everyone was in there, and in a moment of silence, my gas was the only thing everyone heard.
( ⁼̴̤̆ ළ̉ ⁼̴̤̆)و ̑̑
It was rlly awkward but all of them laughed it off, while i wanted to disappear lol
yep. We were learning about "The Metamorphosis", Franz Kafka's book. So we did a play about it. And of course me being me, I decided to take the stellar?! role of the cockroach ╭( ･ㅂ･)و. I tried to put an all brown costume and for the antennas, I put on a headband with two sticksxd.
So, because I had to transform into a human and then to a cockroach multiple times, my headband got stuck on my hair ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ ＂. My first love was watching the play (ര̀ᴗര́)و ̑̑. And my hair ended up like this ;
The play for me then started to be a fight between the headband and me. As I was transforming into a human, my headband just stuck on my hair while my appearance looked c r a z y.
Remembering this, brings so much laughs from me. glad it happened XD.
i'm 20😉, and the only guys who i've profoundly love are like 2.
all my experiences with those guys, are extremely embarrassing so..
Hope you like this post guys💜💙, my intention is that don't get stuck in your flaws or embarrassing moments. Just laugh it off, because that's life. They will happen in a moment, so don't let them caught you off guard. Just breath and let them pass. Right now all those moments bring me several laughs so I'm kind of glad they happened. but pls me{stop being so embarrasing} haha.
Right now I'm going to start my midterms, so wish me good luck in your hearts. Wish you love and warm hugs in this month!.
¡Hola chicos!, aquí reportandome con un nuevo vídeo en mi abandonado canal de youtube - por fin lol-. Después de milenios de pensar y grabar sobre este vídeo, me descargué premiere de prueba y como mi computadora está viva jaja, pude hacerlo. Así que aquí les presento el unboxing de la caja que nos dieron de premio al cuarto lugar los de Talk Talk Korea. vídeo
¿Qué es el Talk Talk Korea? .- Talk Talk Korea es un concurso anual ofrecido por el gobierno coreano, en donde, básicamente tienes que mostrar qué es la cultura coreana según los medios que te propongan. El año pasado aumentaron las categorías. Puedes subir una foto, un vídeo, un cómic, una ilustración. Ahora,puedes participar en la categoría Mobile y una especial de Pyeonchang- en el 2016, fue fotos con un hanbok-.Así tú puedes escoger la categoría que crees que vas a destacar. ¡ojo! La competencia de cada año se hace más profesional y difícil, así que te recomiendo que pongas todo tu esfuerzo en la que más habilidades y chances tengas.
¿Cómo participar? Usualmente te dan un plazo de dos meses, en donde te creas una cuenta y sólo debes subir tu entrada a la categoría que desees participar. Chequea siempre sus páginas oficiales en facebook, o en www.talktalkkorea.or.kr/
¿Qué categoría? Ahora esto sólo es una sugerencia. Si haces un vídeo o una foto, recuerda que debe ser algo de maravilla jaja. Y estas son los que más participan. Por ende, en mi caso participé en mobile por que el número de entradas era menor y resultaba más factible para mí. Ya en tipos como ilustraciones o cómics,el nivel es profesional, es muy difícil ganar en tales categorías.
¿Qué hicimos? Hicimos cases(?) para celulares sobre Corea. Subimos como 7 imágenes, todas reflejando nuestro respeto hacia el país coreano. Primero, yo hice unos sketches y belén-mi amiga- los vectorizo lml.
Ahora lo que más causa intriga,
¿Cómo ganar?
La verdad creo que eso es de muuucha suerte. Claro, trabajos interesantes y únicos se llevan premios. Pero ser ganador, es de mucha suerte. Aún no entiendo en qué "cualidades" se basa el jurado para elegir a un ganador. Yo ví muchísimos trabajos hermosos -en especial en ilustraciones o cómics- que no quedaron finalistas. Así que la fórmula especial sobre cómo ser ganador, sólo la tienen los jurados jaja. Pero, si perseveras y te esfuerzas te puedes soprender de los resultados - cómo nos pasó a nosotras.-
En el vídeo muestro lo que nos llegó a la casa. La cajita si se demoró como uno o dos meses en llegar, pero llegó. Los regalos me gustaron muchísimo y básicamente en el vídeo muestro qué ganamos. Espero que les guste el vídeo y este post. ¿Estás interesado en participar? Si ganas te dan un viaje espectacular a Corea. Yo te lo recomiendo. No tienes nada que perder :).
hi guys!.i've always like to write [a lot]haha. So i decided to write a little novel here.[ typos] It's not really that serious, but i kind of like the plot. let's see where this may be going haha. i already made the prologue, and decided to share it with you. sadly, i haven't finished any of my novels :[ (serious ones: like two?). hopefully, one day i finish all of my stories :=)
so here it is. thank you for reading, ly.
𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊
warning: violence,strong language.
𝐈'm walking through the streets of a silent city. No one looks at me. They just follow their daily routine. We don't have individual thoughts so for my own pleasure, I tend to bump into whatever figure comes in my vision. I can see their taciturn expression in a magnificient angle. It's all the same. They're all the same. We're all the same.
"sorry" - an almost digustingly silent voice apologizes.
His voice excites me
"do you want to hook up?"- i say without thinking.
"are you free at noon?"- he answers with the same monotone voice.
"forget it"- my voice sounds a little aggressive.
I keep walking like nothing has happened, until a timid but strong hand grabs me by the arm.
"do you want to kill somebody?"- he asks with the same monotone voice making me a little curious about this timid guy.
"only if you are sure we won't get caught" - i follow the game.
"so, are you free at noon?"- he replies.
"noon it's fine"- this is the most fun i've had in a while, my response seems alluring for the timid man grabbing my hand.
Our eye contact breaks after we hear the oh-so-familiar voice of the animator.
"hello residents, please continue in your path so you don't block other resident's way"- a chirpy voice announces.
I feel a tiny paper slide through my hand, and without missing the mischivious smile in the timid guy faces, we part ways.
"a fun day will be" -a thought arises as the wind make my hair flow in different ways.
𝟹𝟶 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴛɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴏɴ
i've never killed anyone before. i know it's wrong, but the rush of being in control of someone else's life makes my bones ache for the act to happen. An animator aks me where i'm going and i say "super" because that's the easiest way out. Honestly, in this city we all seem very confused and most of times i don't know how did i even got here.
I call Jack to see if he's coming.
"jack, you coming or not?"- my voice struggles as i try to pretend that i'm jogging.
"you just came to town and you are already making trouble- a tired jack answers-"no, i'm not going, i like how calm this life is."
he hangs up.
A little droplet tinkles in my hand, and an unexpicable pain arises on my chest.
"what the fuck jack?!"- i scream on my mind, tasting the rain that it's about to hit in a more hazarous way.
"excuse me resident, it's raining, lockdown is considerable"- an animator comes with the familiar chirpy voice, that makes me feel more and more suffocated.
i manage somehow.
"alright, thanks, advice taken".- i respond, trying to brush the uneasiness.
After all, I really go to the super. The machine that it's standing right in front of me, doesn't understand the pain and confusion,we as a species, have to go through. Envy arises on my veins. Why life can't be more like before? trying to surive is really tiring. My hand plays with my hair, while i zip the milk i bought.
𝟷𝟶 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴛɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴏɴ
"fuck"- i scream after no one is around.
My hands go repeatdly through my face, almost in a worrying way. A step, two steps, almost running. Faintly,on the background, i can hear the animator calling me out.
"resident, why are you running?, abort" the chirpy voice suddenly turns cold.
i slow down my pace. defying one of them never does any good.
Getting dangerously closed to P.M's shack, a few breaths with anxiety mixed in get out from me. All of the residents are standing by, some of them with the same look as me, others cunningly happy, others taciturn as always. I notice the timid guy by the front door, he's now with that curious smile of his. he waves and signalizes me to come close.
"you came"- he finally pronounces.-" thought you wouldn't be free by noon"
huh?
he dissapears through the long and dark door, leaving me confused. the residents keep coming in, typing what it seems a code in a virtual keyboard. time passes and i see some of them back down and go back to their own paths. should i really be doing this? anxiety stars creeping on my heart.
"we don't want a snitch, you enter or get out"-a last resident calls me with a rough tone.
he's the last one, i've been spending all this time seeing the residents back down or go in,making a choice on their life, choosing a way. what would my choice be today? one step, two steps, gulping so strung that it almost hurts. i get close enough to type the code. what's the code anyway? shit, i don't know the code.
That guy. Maybe he gave me a clue.
"move".- the last resident besides of me, rather pushes me as he types the code in. i'm close enough to hear this hijacked animator answer to him.
"thanks for being free by noon"-the chirpy voice answers him.
the amount of time they spend typing is like two seconds, they use only one hand and the almost mute tapping almost reduce to three or four syllabes. i'm not sure. Exhaling a long breath, i leave all my fate to destiny.
𝙮𝙚𝙨 - my fingers tap.
"thanks for being free by noon" - it's now the turn of the animator to welcome me.
i'm starled as the big door opens in a drizzling sound. My breaths came out in big puffs as i'm now transported into black corridors with a dim light. a sudden voice makes his way into my thoughts.
"yeah, hi, welcome to PM's "are you free by noon?" club"- the voice of a rather excited man appears. "as you all know, we all come here to have a little fun!, as you are a guest you have a shared room with #008129. we are free from animators and freedom is at your own expense! please come back and have a nice smash. PM's out".
Another voice appears,making a little screen appears in my vision.
i can't go back anyway, my mind tries to soothe me as i click on the yes.
"well welcome aboard, here's the indications to the room, it's impossible to get lost".- the automatic voice warns me.
My steps get more confindent as i walk through the long dark corridor, that unwavering feeling attacks my mind and all i can get to think about it's the rush of being in control of someone's else's life, as insanity evolves me, a sudden thought makes me doubt everything.
"am i becoming the animator?"- the realization leaves me cold.
But it's already late as the door slowly opens and the curious smile of the timid guy pulls me in.
"welcome"-he licks his lips as my eyes dart to the resident resting on a metal bed. The resident is rather calm and I feel like vomiting already.- "she's rather calm, but we will loose her up".
"which tool do you prefer?"
i seem to be unable to form a coherent sentence. every answer skyrockets with the beating of my own heart. i'm a monster, my thoughts condenm me.
"this one"- i frantically hold on onto a knife.
"very old-school"- he replies.
"what?"- my nerves are getting the best of me.-"haha, yes"- i try to sound more confident.
he gazes at me with expectation, and as he holds a pair of scizzors, the now evil-grin makes a way into his face.
"just my type"- this is the only words i listen before he jabs the scizzors on the abdomen of the unknown resident,cutting in a vertical line from her ribcage til her bellybutton, the resident lets out a muffled scream. i grab my hair while a panic attack arises on my being.
"oh don't be a mother fucking coward, now"- the guy's voice is now loud and terrifying.
the unknown resident starts convulsing while he grabs my hand and directs it to the closer leg. stab after stab, cry after cry, the monster inside starts to awaken, the monster in me starts to smile. the monster in me starts to enj-
"who the fuck is there?"- the guy screams, annoyed.
my breathing picks up quickly, while i look at what i have done. the leg is almost smashed, all is red. my hands are a blood bath as my clothes, i feel going crazy. maybe i've always being crazy.
"what are you guys playing?"- a tone of voice i'm not familiar with interrupts my revolting actions.
my vision darts slowly at the source. i cant recognize the figure. it's too small, like abnormally small. no one's that small. the guy's just as confused as I am.
"what the fuck are you?"- the guy's terrifying daunting voice wakes me up.
"it's no good to use bad words"- the small figures advises.
she sounds like an animator. i look at the unknown resident, and tears start to fall. i should've listened to jack. i don't know what i am doing. but this feeling... this feeling.
"KENIA, KENIA"- another voice shouts.
the figure appears through a crack of the door. he sees what it looks like "Kenia" and surprising both of us, he hugs "Kenia" strongly. Then, he darts a repulsive glare to us.
"i'm not sorry to tell you, but right now you are dead"
I hope you are having a great week so far!.Now let's get into a topic i've never talked about. Games, the video games!. I started playing video games since a very early age, because my dad loves them ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒.When I was little, the only way to really connect with him was to sit next to him and watch him play call of duty, battlefield, medal of honor etc.etc.Eventually, i'd help him notice "the enemy" lol (ily dad). I also played a lot of sims and gta san andreas lol.
But as I grew, I noticed it I loved video games myself a lot too!.
So here's a list of the best games I've played that I think you should play at least once too!.
70 post and 6k views! Thank you so much!
who: naughty dog
type: adventure/horror
where:ps4/ps3
well, if this is not the game of the century idk what to call it haha. I've never liked "zombie games" (like resident evil), i know i'm a chicken and too scary to play them. But playing the last of us was a really awesome experience. If you ever watch my gameplays(and if i ever record one lol) you'd notice that I prefer the way of "Hide and kill them softly way" or "fck this lets kill them all" haha. I could really feel that I was watching a movie throughout the whole game. The ending obvs left me in shock and almost cried haha. It's a roller coaster of feelings, run aways and planified escapes.
I've played this game like three times... but that's enough. It's really hard:((for me) haha. Especially when everything turns dark and Joel falls from the elevator no...no... haha. #darkmemories
The part 2 of this game will soon be launched, and i can't wait. The trailer already looks darker than the first game.
who: naughty dog!!
type: action-adventure/shooter
where:ps4
sorry uncharted fans. i've never played the other games of this series. But after i finished the game,i watched the movies of the first three games(#loser) and i loved it. This is a different game, the experience of it all, it's hard to grasp it. I felt like an explorer myself, (and sometimes a killer too,sorry drake). We are thrown into the adventures of Nathan and Sam Drake, two brothers who go through the world to search for the beloved treasure of captain Avery. While I was playing the game, the only thought of my mind was: so hardcore work on the scenary!! how long did they take to make this game?! how can i reach that tower by jumping and not-almost kill myself?! haha.
The emotional depth, the riddles to find the treasure and the gist of all, make Uncharted 4 an unforgettable game. It has everything you wish for. Also, the way to kill your enemies is so advanced and really depends on your ability. I love to catch the enemies by being silent lol. The only thing i felt i didnt like, it's that i felt the game was really really long haha.
Hoping to play the other 3 games too!.
who: infinity gard, sledgehammer games
/activision.
type: first person shooter
where:ps3/xbox 360/microsoft
i played this game a really long time ago. But it's for me, the best one on the entire series. Advanced warfare was ok... but it was no MW3. The hype while playing this game was really strong!! I still remember when the eiffel tower just dropped on the ground xd.I loved Soap and Yuri ❤️💚 with all my heart, and the "enemy" too. haha Makarov and his ending was the best boss fight for me in the COD games. He was so evil. It was fulfilling to finish this game, and i rlly want to play it again if i have the chance.
im not into war games anymore, i really feel evil lol.
who: sucker punch productions.
type: action-adventure.
where:ps4
i feel infamous should be number one haha. obssesive is an euphemism when it comes to describing how i felt about this game. I love how you can choose to be bad or good. (I have played two times and i always choose #goodxd) Being on the bad side and seeing how it goes in gameplays through yt, doesn't appeal to me at all. I completed this game, given it's open world, I did all the side missions, defeated all the DUP, cameras, videos. Iloved this game. The way Delsin can change his powers, make the whole more entertaining and versatile for the player. Defeating the enemies with fantastic and out of this world powers, was thrilling and amusing.
i would defintly borrow you the game if you ask (and if i know you) xd
who: epic games, people can fly.
type: survival,open world.
where:ps4/xbox 360/microsoft/mobile IOS and android version.
This game is everyhere!! Sorry Pubg Fans, but you got to give the props to fornite to make itself so well-known. I started playing thanks to my sister, and survival games are never good for me. Because I suck!. Haha, there are so many pro gamers in the world, and you getting kill in less than 5 minutes, shouldn't be entertaining, but it somehow is! haha. Joining with friends is awesome too, dancing together, getting kill together<3. haha. In this way, maybe I can get actually better by playing with a real time, responsive user.
If you have one user ! pls add me if you want ;).
That's it, here's a mini-list of the ones that were so-so:
games i've played but didnt liked as much: watch dogs, metal gear lol, until dawn, killzone shadow fall e.e never play: FIFA🤣🤣
Did you like this list? Did you like the games that I didn't like lolo(≧∇≦o)? Do you have games you recommend to play before I die? Pls tell me :=).
